I have this neighbor that a lot of people seem to admire and look up to. I think it is time to set the record straight. I mean sure, she looks wonderful when she shows up at church, together, nicely dressed, with a swarm of little boys all in their white shirts and ties, behaving respectably (mostly) while the talks are going on.
But what most people DON'T know is that they have a chicken killing dog (our poor innocent little chickens!) who leaves their lawn clean while leaving little "presents" on ours, they leave hazardous objects on their driveway that kids (mine) can break their arms on, there's trails on our lawn made by the aforementioned horde of little boys (and dog), that big strong husband of hers breaks trampolines (ours), and they are always "borrowing" stuff that they seem to have run out of. I caught a picture of the real Missy, here included, so that people no longer need be decieved.
If she tries to tell you that we killed her dog, flooded their home, broke her kid's arm, or borrow their stuff all the time too, it's just the kind of thing she would do. Don't believe a word of it!!!
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4 comments:
Aren't you glad they are on our side?!!!!
Ha! That was fabulous! Truer words were never spoken!
You are so funny! Let's get together sometime. Right now I'm pretty wiped out with radiation every day.... but one day, I will be back to "normal" and then I want to hear from you!!!!!!!
Renee, check out this site, it tells you what your writing style is - and what your personality type is based on that. Yours is completely different than mine!!! www.typealyzer.com/index.php?lang=en
Lisa
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